Anonymously (or not) message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

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sugarpillcosmetics:

_Tiarni_ used Sugarpill Poison Plum to create this magnificent look! http://instagram.com/p/tEaCQpSlrT/

vaginaed:

when xkit crashes and you’re forced to use regular tumblr

image

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sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

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reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

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h0odrich:

anyone who calls me ugly in an argument already lost…im a living breathing walking clapback

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